TGIF Mothers Day jokes

Happy Mothers Day by curlytoppoodle

Mom,

I'm 60 and still single where can men like me find younger women who are interested in them?

Dear son,

Try a bookstore, under Fiction

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Dear Mother, Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible... Is that true? Where is it? Dancing with a Mom by TIO My curious child, Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ......"
Dear Mom, How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old husband?

Dear sweetheart,

Tell him you're pregnant.

Love Mom by Nicky Raynolds

jokes via Bernie