Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Map of where your money goes

What did the duck say after he went shopping?
(Put it on my bill!)

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
(Give me my quarterback/quarter back!)

What has a hundred heads and a hundred tails?
(One hundred pennies!)

Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
(Because she expected some change in the weather!)

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
(Because they're always a little short!) 

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