TGIF Too hot to handle

You think you are hot? the weather is hotter! Happy Friday!

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image credit: Michi Lauke
Does it look like a puppy head?

Tree of light by this guy

Tree in tree (not sure who shot this photo. I didn't do it). If you work too hard and feel tired at office, look trees outside of the window. It is said green color helps relax your eyes. I found that very true cause all dollar bills are in green color.

This is by GetawayAlpha

This photo somehow reminds me the Snow white story. Who did this?

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Tea-holic Lightly alcoholic Jasmine Pea-cha-cha #Stevia recipe

Tea-holic Lightly Alcoholic Jasmine Pea-Cha-Cha stevia recipe

 

Time to celebrate this beautiful weather. What's your plan for July 4th? Whether getaways trips, or simply beach parties, an iced drink is a NECESSITY for a sizzling tzzling summur!

Recently we imported some Premium Jasmine green tea. O-M-G! A-D! (Absolutely Delicious) Y-H-T-T-I (You have to try it). I have always wanted to carry Jasmine tea, but I am kinda picky: it has to have stuuuung and luuuung lasting aroma!  Couldn't find any products meet my requirement until recently I discovered one tea farm that makes such a FDAL (fabulous delicious absolutely lovely) jasmine tea. I am so excited to share it with everyone!

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This Jasmine tea is processed with traditional method-tea leaves are processed and assorted first. Next step is to mix tea with freshly blossoming jasmine flowers for a whole night. Then separate and dry. If stronger aroma is desired, repeat the aromatizing process few times. Each time new and fresh jasmine blossoming flowers are required.

TGIF Happy 4th of July quote

Here's my Happy 4th of July quote:

American independence does not come for free. It has to be drunk for and get passed out. On this 4th of July may your stomach be filled with tea, compassion for your fellow tea lovers, and the determination to drink hard to make this country a better place to host tea parties. Cheers!

Tea Hack-How to make an easy water filter refill BPA free

What water you use to brew your tea or coffee every day? Tab water, spring water, filtered water, distilled water? Or glacier water, water from Mars?

In old times, people believed water from heaven was superb quality cause it was from god, so they would use a big bucket to collect rain and snow to brew tea. They were right, at that time, when no airplanes flying in the sky. Have you heard of blue ice from airplane? Yeah, from the same heaven!

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Map of where your money goes

What did the duck say after he went shopping?
(Put it on my bill!)
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
(Give me my quarterback/quarter back!)
What has a hundred heads and a hundred tails?
(One hundred pennies!)
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
(Because she expected some change in the weather!)
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
(Because they're always a little short!) 
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Are you a Double dose Tea Mastrrrr?

I got an email minutes ago:

Jane,

I noticed on your profile on LinkedIn.com that your credentials include the designation "Certified Tea Master."  I would be interested in knowing how and where you obtained this designation.  The American Tea Masters Association is the owner of this trademark, and we go to great lengths to protect it.  To the best of my knowledge, you have never studied with us or participated in any of our training programs...."

Chas 

I certainly never heard of this Chas nor such association...There are just too many world wide...

Not to disrespect this Chas on the internet, here's my response:

do you also own Certified Tea Mustor? Certified Tea Mastrrrr, Certified Tea Mstr??...No problem, my title actually is Certified Double Dose Tea Mastorrrr

Here's my linked in title now:

What's Double dose Tea Mstrrrrr (Pro)? you need to email me;))

 Updates:

After back and forth emails with this person, I requested his credentials about his certificates. So far,
1) he never responded with his credentials.
2)couldn't find any of his claimed Registered Trade Mark info on USPTO.gov . If Certified Tea Master is a registered trade mark like claimed, there should be a public record on USPTO website. But I can't find any. Anybody has any info, please email me INFO@TEABEYOND.COM.

I would like to trade in-Anybody who can answer the two questions above, i offer a full set of teapot and tea cups sets plus 100 grams (3 oz) of  premium Jasmine green tea! First come first serve-only two available.

TGIF Gangnam Style Stephen Chow version

hahagaga!! you have to watch this!!

TGIF Old Fart joke

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 I like old people. They are the source of wisdom, even when they fart!

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