Friday, July 20, 2012

TGIF Bad Economy

Do you how bad the economy is? Here's the sign of bad economy:

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…Restaurants charge for tap water @ $2.50/serving
....a picture is now worth only 200 words.
…Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen.
…you now get a free bank with the purchase of a toaster oven.
…Kim Kardashian only spent $25 000 on her wedding dress.
....You stay in your backyard for vacations, drinking alone.
....Mexicans drive to US to shop for groceries.
....You sell half of your couch via yard sales.

…jury duty is now considered a good-paying job.
…banks are now mailing us pre-declined credit cards.
…African TV now shows ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials.
…when you order a burger at McDonald’s, the kid asks, “Can you afford fries with that?”
…CEOs are playing miniature golf.
…ATMs now give IOUs!
…Mormon polygamists now only have one wife.
…if your the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you ask if they mean you or them.

…McDonald’s is now selling a quarter-ouncer.
…Angelina Jolie adopted an American child.
… Beverly Hills parents are firing their nannies and learning their children’s names.
…a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
…they renamed Wall Street ” Wal-Mart Street.”
…when Bill and Hillary travel together, they share a room.
…one Las Vegas casino is now managed by Somali pirates.

Enjoy your weekend!!!

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