TGIF Happy 4th of July quote

Here's my Happy 4th of July quote:

American independence does not come for free. It has to be drunk for and get passed out. On this 4th of July may your stomach be filled with tea, compassion for your fellow tea lovers, and the determination to drink hard to make this country a better place to host tea parties. Cheers!

Map of where your money goes

What did the duck say after he went shopping?
(Put it on my bill!)
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
(Give me my quarterback/quarter back!)
What has a hundred heads and a hundred tails?
(One hundred pennies!)
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
(Because she expected some change in the weather!)
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
(Because they're always a little short!) 
via enchanted learning

via hapsical

TGIF Gangnam Style Stephen Chow version

hahagaga!! you have to watch this!!

TGIF Old Fart joke

 Old fart joke via

 I like old people. They are the source of wisdom, even when they fart!

Wife, in laws and dog

2012 Olympics
Yoga quotes
Bad Economy

Frog Yoga

Golf
 Marylin Einstein
July 4th quotes
Blow job 

Yoga Tuesday Best Yoga instructors

Yogi in the air

 This pose is called Yogi in the air!;) I did believe it though! Cats can do that too?!  

  Inhale, and God approaches you. Hold the inhalation, and God remains with you. Exhale, and you approach God. Hold the exhalation, and surrender to God.~ Krishnamacharya

That's too complicated! I just completely surrender to god!

TGIF Funny dance

Dancing with the stars

I don't know why Michael Phelps had that face? Is it because a man picked him up or he won the 23rd gold medal in Ballet? But this picture is really funny!! He might be a great dancer if he wanted to be!

Wife, in laws and dog

2012 Olympics
Yoga quotes
Bad Economy

Frog Yoga

Golf
 Marylin Einstein
July 4th quotes
Blow job
Yoga Time 2
Yoga Quotes
Yoga time doggy style

Happy Tuesday Yoga Time 1

How to make iced tea
Iced Mint Green tea

Daiquiri Fruit (stevia and green tea)

Mint muffin (banana, whole wheat flour, oat meal)

Fruit Kebab

Jerk Chicken

Fruit salsa
Mojito Fruit
Quinoa muffin

Blueberry sorbet 

 It reminds me another dancing clip I watched on Youtube.com. You would not believe it!! This dancer perfectly fits the horror movies! You will know what I mean!

 

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around." 

Funny Dancer Snow Whites

 Dancing weekend?!!

xoxo

TGIF Surf Like a dog

pretty like a dog via

What's your plan this weekend? I heard Sunday suppose to be very nice!!! Surfing like a dog is my plan!!!Check this funny dog-he can surf better than me....I'm still practicing it in my bath tub;)

TGIF Wife, in laws and dog

A man was walking down a street one day and saw a most unusual funeral procession. First came a black hearse. Fifty feet behind was another black hearse. Fifty feet behind that was a man wearing a black suit and walking a big dog. And fifty feet behind the man with the dog was a single file line of 100 men, all wearing casual clothing and laughing and smiling.

2012 Olympics!!

2012 Olympics via

It surely was a wonderful Olympic Opening ceremony, at least it adds smiles on people's faces, even if confused sometimes

I truly enjoyed watching it, given the fact that stadium was not completed until the last minute! Loved British humors!!!

Well, the Olympic five rings...Don't know what to say: What happens in London stays in London

TGIF Mitt Romney's fault

who let the dogs out via

Woman Shot in Head Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting
her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries.

Happy Tuesday Yoga quotes

Ladies and Gentleman, Yoga time!! Does he look like a yoga grand master? so peaceful!! What was he thinking?

TGIF Bad Economy

via
Do you how bad the economy is? Here's the sign of bad economy:

Happy Tuesday Frog Yoga

What date is today? Tuesday!! Yeah, take a deep breath. Then you can....sit like this frog and doing nothing, doing yoga by simply breathing...Yoga, frog style.

TGIF Golf

 I remember every time any of my girl friends says her hubby playing golf, I would ask what did you do to him? Yeah, he is sick of me...we all laugh. Now we know why hubbies have to golf everyday...cause they never get the balls out;)) take a look the video below: 

Happy Tuesday Yoga quotes

 

“Everyone can do Ashtanga. Except lazy people.” Sharath Jois

Golden retriever would agree with this

July 4th quotes

 


In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.

TGIF Blow Job

How's your week so far? pretty tough, huh? Any plan for this weekend? too many things to do? I think this offer is better-blow job! You know what I mean? At least it keeps you pretty clean! Best way to stay relaxed!!

Happy Tuesday Yoga time 2

I feel so surreal by just staring at the dogs that pose for yoga...It makes me wonder what dogs reveal about themselves after the yoga...hmmmm....humans are full of sins and I want a free coke at McDonald.

TGIF Roller Skating

It's Summer by definition!! Time to go out and have fun!! Few years ago, I decided to try roller skating...That's correct: it's roller skating, like what those 5 years kids do! Just try to catch up with my childhood leftovers;) I used to jog a lot but I needed something more fun than simply jogging. Roller skating is like walking on wheels. It can't be wrong if the 5 years old enjoys it so much that he does not want to take the roller skate shoes off before bed...

Happy Tuesday Yoga quotes

"Yoga is the tea ceremony in motion"...sounds interesting? You don't have to write it down.I made it up;-) Yoga time. I'm yogi my brain now;)

"I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary." ~ Betsy Canas Garmon